Showing posts with label patient. Show all posts
Showing posts with label patient. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

A bit of a wobble . . .

During our Nursing training there were 4 main practical assessments we had to pass. One of which was the sterile dressing assessment. Now I thought I was reasonably good at this and seemed to get to grips fairly quickly with the whole routine. 20+ years ago his comprised of washing and drying the dressing trolley, when one was available that is, selecting all the necessary accoutrement's and performing a competent and safe dressing change using the 'forceps' technique, not glove technique as in today. Those plastic forceps could be little buggers. Especially if required to assist with removal of stitches. The suture thread used would often slip through the so- called toothed forceps and refuse to be held. Patient preparation was just as much as important in the assessment as the actual procedure; the 1980's had begun to accept that the patient played an important role now as an individual. 
In my practice run I had carried out the mock assessment with a Staff Nurse I really got on with and admired. I hadn't gone brilliantly to be honest. Nerves kicked in. The dressing pack was duly opened and tipped onto a beautifully clean trolley top only to skid right off it and onto the floor. SN said, that's why you should have a spare one underneath the trolley, just in case. Ah! note to self. Hands freshly washed I returned somewhat abashed to the trolley and started again. All went well this time, I'd have passed hands down. Little did I know what would happen on the day of the real assessment. . .



My patient was to be a lovely lady who needed removal of abdominal sutures following a hysterectomy. I knew the lady well, she was happy for me to do the procedure, knew it was an assessment and away we went. All was wonderful, until I took out the first couple of sutures and she started to cry. This was my chance to put my true bed-side manner into practice, but it also meant having to stop, hold her hand, comfort and wash hands all over again. Having assessed that she was not it pain, uncomfortable from my attempts to remove sutures; it became clear she was having her 'gynea-blues wobble'; the 'technical' term for a hormone induced post operative upset. She kept crying, her belly wobbled up and down and I could not complete the assessment. The poor lady was devastated, thinking I would not pass and it would be all her fault. All I wanted to do was give her a big hug and ditch the whole process. 

I did pass that assessment. Despite everything, the assessor saw enough to pass me on  safety and dexterity, plus added observed human element

Friday, October 15, 2010

Those were the nights! Part 1. . .

It had to happen sooner or later . . . the dreaded night duty! Working from 7:45pm to 8:15 am in one hit NOOOOOOO! How the hell was I going to cope with this. Some of my friends and fellow students had already embarked on their stints of night duty. This was signposted down the nurses home corridors with an unfolded nurses hat flying from the door way in an attempt to say shut the *&%* up I'M on nights. This did not however deter the rattling around of the cleaner in the morning; even if your waste bin was put out side the room AND there was a tell-tale white-board notice on the door declaring NIGHT DUTY please shhhhhhh! etc. NO! the cleaner bless her decided to clatter her way into the room with her skeleton key and crank open the door handle, peep round the door and on seeing me 'trying' to sleep in bed, go in reverse, bang the door and clump down the corridor dragging her 'henry' behind her! 
 
I quite liked working nights; honest! I felt quite special appearing for duty in regulation navy & red lined cape, seeing the late shift going home and setting about helping patients to feel comfortable as possible for a night's sleep! ARE YOU KIDDING? Sleep!! Hmmmmm. Not the word that springs to mind, with all the clatter of the medicine trolley and various casualty trolley being wheeled in and out, curtains whipping round, commodes rattling in and out, drip stands being wheeled about, telephones, buzzers and that's not even mentioning the burping, snoring and farting emitting from various beds. So, sleep for those patients didn't really feature did it!

Friday, October 1, 2010

I don't feel very well . . .

Bearing in mind that I had such a poor start on my first ever shift; you'd think that I'd make it up somehow... read on dear reader! 
By the way, I forgot to tell you about my sick phobia... yes I know, I'm embarking on my nursing career and can't stand the thought of puke... so when the gargled call for help comes behind the first set of curtains.... "nurse I'm going to be sick" I sort of guide the nearest staff nurse in . . . not a good start!  I'm then asked, once they've 'discussed' with me that I really shouldn't do that; ahem! Come and watch this, we're just taking out a vacuum drain from this knee. Ye gods! The patient is recovering from a knee replacement and the drain has done its job and needs removing. Fine, great learning opportunity but I am the tickled stomached one remember... and as the drain is squelched out under duress, I start to see green and black swirly things and clutch the curtain on one hand and grab the only thing in front of me... the sterile field of the dressing trolley, then slump to the floor in a sobbing heap. At this point, well after I'm assisted to the office and sipping water, I'd quite like to run away from ward 7 male orthopaedic, never to return. I remember the family motto K.B.O  'keep buggering on'. Apologise profusely and try again. My confidence is picked up momentarily when I am asked to help give a patient a pain killing injection post operation. I struggled with oranges so . . . oh well here we go!  All was well till I started to depress the plunger and the patient wit emerges, still under the dregs of anaesthesia " One hundred and Ei--ghty"!  muttered from under the covers . . . That good huh! "Is that the first time you've done that"? Fortunately the trained nurse observer sticks up for me/ OK lies - for which I am eternally grateful. This nursing lark might be alright round the edges after all ?